Twisting One Off

When a man masturbates.

Friend: What are you up to today?
Man: Not much, just sitting here twisting one off.

by EldonTKD August 9, 2021

Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.

“ damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.

by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023

Twisted stem

An offset penis that results in an unsucessful attempt at intercourse.

The result of his twisted stem papelboned the relationship until he responded with a spiderman.

by Jcarr55 November 19, 2011

Twisted fish

Sometimes goes by darth Vader or yoyoyoitsmean. Might feel like a phone vibration but it’s a fart. Gene is usually very strong and will look alike. Bfj vs avb the world will die!!!!

Damn cuh he look like a twisted fish cuh.

by Dungstido November 23, 2021

Asian Twist

When an Asian chick spin on yo dog at tremendous speeds

Yo Jaquavious, Tina did dat Asian twist on me so hard last night my dick almost flew off

by Dxrkin November 4, 2025

National Twisted Tea Day

October 5th, National Twisted Tea Day. Get together with your best drinking friends and have a day FULL OF TWISTED TEAS! You must only drink Twisted Tea. TWEA TIME!

Steez - "Yo bro you know what today is right?"
Jake - "No I don't bro what is today?"
Steez - "October 5th! National Twisted Tea Day baby! Put that water down and get a TEA!"

by steezbaby October 2, 2024

Twisted Patriot

A person who loves their country so much that they would wish, if not inflict, harm upon anyone who criticizes or talks "badly" about it. To these people, their country as perfect, and if anyone says otherwise, they deserved to be dealt with in the most dehumanizing way possible.

Friend 1: Did you see in the news? A Trump supporter got arrested for assaulting a man who was kneeling during the national anthem.
Friend 1: Talk about a Twisted Patriot.

by Hethrikos November 25, 2020