Tuesday

The day of reckoning, the day that every bad thing happens.

Person 1: "THEY HIT THE SECOND TOWER!" Person 2: Oh fuck, it's Tuesday

by Resfleks December 16, 2025

No Tag Tuesday

Every Tuesday, using tag during takeover is NOT NECESSARY!

Today is No Tag Tuesday! #NTT

by Alprini February 18, 2025

Alcohol Tuesday

A reason to drink on a Tuesday so your not an alcoholic.

Friend A: “Why are you drinking on a Tuesday, I’m concerned you’re an alcoholic?”
Friend B: “Nah bro it’s alcohol Tuesday, and tomorrow is alcohol Wednesday.

by Italian Anakin Skywalker June 15, 2024

8 ball tuesday

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays

guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday

by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024

Killer Clown Tuesday

Tuesday, but Killer Clowns

“I was always afraid of Killer Clowns”, I said to myself, but luckily there were no killer clowns in sight. That was until I realized it was Killer Clown Tuesday.

by Dretheginger July 19, 2024

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Tuesday Night Twistback

Tuesday Night Twistback: When you are about to have sex with a chick and you first twist her anal pubes into tornadoes and and then rip them out and use the blood as lube.

She thought we were boutta fuck but I told her I needed that Tuesday Night Twistback first…

by pit… April 20, 2025