When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.
Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
Get the Dildo Disasster Tuesdaymug. Tuesday is a beautiful girl that will treat you right. She is hard to understand sometimes but you have to get to know her well enough to understand her. She can be really annoying and gets hurt easily. She has a great looking body and is thick. She has lots of friends but only cares about one friend
by I am Anonymous 00 November 20, 2017
Get the Tuesdaymug. Tuesdays are creative, resilient, extremely social and loyal. They are named after a day of the week that provides relief and optimistic opportunities to do as one pleases. Tuesday is not taken seriously by those with shallow intellect. Tuesday is beloved by those who bare witness to the caring, funny and beautiful qualities she possesses. Always adorable and often fierce. Never underestimate or double cross a Tuesday. They are amazing allies but also naturally talented foes.
by Lovejones8739 November 24, 2021
Get the Tuesdaymug. by WHATTHEFA April 21, 2023
Get the Natural kiss your 'friends' day Tuesday!mug. Every feel like trash? Well Tuesday is the day for you. The first Tuesday of every month is considered Trash Tuesday. We don't take out the trash, but any trash there is can be worn and you will not be considered poor and or homeless. Trash Bandanas, Trash Dresses, Trash Shirts, and Trash Pants. All accpetable!
Me: Tomorrow is the first Tuesday of Novemer.
Friend: Finally I can wear my Trash Dress tomorrow!
Me: Why?
Friend: Every first Tuesday of the month is Trash Tuesday.
Me: Alright bet, ill wear my trash bandana tomorrow then.
Friend: Finally I can wear my Trash Dress tomorrow!
Me: Why?
Friend: Every first Tuesday of the month is Trash Tuesday.
Me: Alright bet, ill wear my trash bandana tomorrow then.
by EU Terrorist November 4, 2019
Get the Trash Tuesdaymug. When you have a respectful discussion about something uncomfortable or unpleasant that needs to be addressed with someone when you're both feeling good and/or both coming from a good place emotionally. Does not have to be on a Tuesday. Crying can sometimes happen.
My brother really hurt my feelings. I'll have to find a good time to have a Tuesday Talk with him about it.
by Arctic_Mandalorian October 22, 2020
Get the Tuesday Talkmug. After going to a Country Show you and your best friend pick up truckers only on Tuesday. In order to entice them, you prepare some homemade lasagna.
by Staticash September 2, 2019
Get the Trucker Tuesdaymug.