Toilet Paper

a paper you use to wipe your shit, and bouncing droplets of toilet water.

American in Japan: where's a toilet paper?
"A random Japanese stranger"
: we use bidet instead.
American: we have to make America smart again!

by someart February 28, 2017

Toilet-sharing

It is the best thing to di in the world as it saves water energy and time, where the act of 2 friends sharing one toilet

1-Kim and Jannah are always talking about toilet-sharing, it must be great!
2-Toilet-sharing is an important thing to do!

by Hello-pillow-millow November 6, 2020

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018

toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.

(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......

by santacruzjt December 19, 2013

Bathroom Toilet

For some reason, the best place to write, think, draw, scroll though memes, or think about all the wasted potential you had.

Random person: Did they just bring their phone in the bathroom?!? Are they going to watch *Naughties*
You: Oh, no, I’m going to write all my book ideas down on the bathroom toilet and then cry.

by Annon5697216 March 23, 2022

Swedish toilet

When getting a massage from a so-called masseur and they stick a finger in your brown eye.

You: Their so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my rear, but he also broke my weiner!
Me: Damn dog! He got you with the old Swedish Toilet

by Thy Stoneder Stoner August 13, 2018

Toilet Theater

When you're in the bathroom and you're making dramatic sounds. For example, when peeing you make the sounds of relief. When pooping, you scream yelling at the heavens....

Guy - I just came from the men's room and there was a dude performing toilet theater in the stall. The sounds he was making while taking a shit was like an opera.

by Jay Santy TRSS May 31, 2016