The Salty Toupe

When two middle aged,homosexual men have sex and one of them stands up before ejaculating and ejaculates onto the other man's bald spot on his head.

Joe did The Salty Toupe onto Kevin's head,his semen was really salty.

by Waffledragon155 March 31, 2012

Salty Rabbit

(Noun) A salty rabbit is someone or something which is very salty, mad or sad. Salty rabbits tend to run away from people or the people who made them salty.

Person 1: Hey you suck at this game
Person 2: Yeah
Salty rabbit: No I'm not! Shut up I'm leaving!

by SynproSus June 16, 2021

salty iguana

When a woman takes a tequila shot and then proceeds to chase the shot by licking salt off a man's erect genetalia.

I was at El Maguey this weekend and a woman took a tequila shot and performed a salty iguana on me.

by RANK TANK April 26, 2017

Salty Jan

The best player at fortnite. Usually the last person alive out of their squad even with no kills.

Salty Jan is great

by radboss#1 June 14, 2018

salty dog

An individal seasoned by their experience who does unscrupulous things.

When the sherif walked onto the crime scene and looked upon the masacre he expressed:

"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."

by Michael Burt January 17, 2007

Salty Dog

the act of constantly hooking with multiple girls over a long period of time; having sex with an ex-girlfriend

Tony you got Salty yesterday, you are one SALTY DOG

by lazer303 June 23, 2011

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl November 03, 2015