Salty Tomatoe

When you're doing doggy and about to cum, slap their ass until it's red, then cum on it.

I tried a salty tomatoe on my girl last night, and she was pissed but it was worth it.

by Buttery Egg roll January 9, 2022

salty dogger

When a couple of old dogs get horny and start fucking.

Daddy, why is spike on princess? Honey, spike is giving princess an ole fashion salty dogger .

by NormGiles69 July 25, 2016

salty lady

Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.

John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?

Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!

John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!

by Lane Ass February 11, 2022

Salty Jimmy

When you did your hands in honey and then rock salt and proceed to give a hand job.

"I got a salty Jimmy the other night."

"Sounds like it hurts"

"If it's hurtin' it's workin'"

by Whiskey danger January 25, 2018

salty dog

An individal seasoned by their experience who does unscrupulous things.

When the sherif walked onto the crime scene and looked upon the masacre he expressed:

"This is the work of a salty dog, they ain't no squirrely amatures."

by Michael Burt January 19, 2007

Salty Dog

the act of constantly hooking with multiple girls over a long period of time; having sex with an ex-girlfriend

Tony you got Salty yesterday, you are one SALTY DOG

by lazer303 June 23, 2011

salty kalty

This is one cool dude, he usually has a sweet goatee with pretty nice man tities and usually wants dicks in and around his mouth at all times. Willing to do pretty much anything.

OMG Tim is such a salty kalty, thats the third blow job hes given in the last 10 minutes. Awesome.

by wrecked 'em punisher February 8, 2008