just take it to god

the answer to every question the priest/pastor/preacher will ask you.

even if you aren't christian, it's still the best answer, especially if the preacher/priest/pastor(whatever you want to call them, really)is starring directly at you, or makes you all stay at the church until someone answers the question, making everyone miss the first hour of football if it's football season.

Pastor:when you have a problem, or something that worries you, what do you do? Adonel, do you have the answer?
Me:just take it to god, dear pastor.

by emery comyn February 6, 2010

take it to god

Used as an alternative for "save it"

When someone is bitching on you or whatsoever

Joe- "Why do you have to be like this?"
Ben- "Man, take it to god"
Joe- "Fuck you"

by coocooforcocoapuffsyeah January 19, 2011

listen to gospel music

going over to a girl's house late at night to get some ass, possibly doing her until she is "filled with the holy spirit" and she "testifies".

"yo man, where are you going?"
"you know bro, over to this chick's house to listen to gospel music"

by Armando Ozuna February 20, 2008

I swear to God

When you swear to God

I swear to God if you don’t buy me maccys I’m not gonna be your friend

by Sherly:) October 9, 2018

Girl To Gorilla

Girl To Gorilla gurl-too-guh-ril-uh -noun

1. A illusionary trick where, using a plate glass and special lighting, one object (a girl) seems to "morph" into another (a gorilla).

2. A New York City based rock'n roll group that seizes the souls of unsuspecting music lovers and imprisons them in a state of euphoric anarchy. Also see crackpipe.

My friends tried to warn me but I went home with this wretched specimen that turned from girl to gorilla by the time the booze wore off.

by BeerVampire November 13, 2007

Bout to goblin barrel that foo.

This is said by big black gay men. Their white ice cream referring to a goblin barrel.

That brother looking cute, bout to goblin barrel that foo.

by Crackercheesemaynaise May 24, 2021

say i swear to god

something you say to somebody when you don't really give a shit about their story. this is a phrase usually used when somebody else won't shut the fuck up about something you don't give a fuck about. you usually let them talk for a little while but when they get to the point of being annoying, that's when you tell them, "Say I swear to God." In short, it's just another way to let somebody else know you don't care. When you tell them to say "I swear to God," they usually get the message right away after saying "I swear to God," and shortly afterwards realizing that it means you don't care.

Melissa: Cancun was so awesome! We were at the bar every night! We met totally hot guys! One night we all danced on the bar after we did like, 20 jelly shots apiece! And then Jill made out with some guy who was like, 35 years old! We were all dying laughing! It was so funny!

Me: No way! Say I swear to God! (in a cocky ass, sarcastic manner)

Melissa: I swear to God! (realizing you don't care)

by TwanDiggity September 3, 2005