dick insurance

When someone, usually male, insures their dick in case of a catastrophic accident.
Basically, its a way of saying that someone has medical aid...but on a more private area.

Oh wow, a dog bit his dick halfway off? Its a good thing he has dick insurance.

by ~Vlad The Inhaler June 17, 2018

Business dick

Someone who is very successful in business, but at the same time is a massive dick because of it.

Ooj is always talking about how much money is company is making, he's such a business dick.

by yawn92 September 17, 2014

belly dick

A dick so long, you end up fucking her so deep, you give her belly the dick.

"Dude, I gave that girl some belly dick last night."

"Girl, I got some belly dick last night."

by Tripnik March 05, 2014

dick giraffe

When a person bends around, under, or over an object in order to give some one a blow job.

She was a real dick giraffe giving the taxi driver a blow job from the passenger seat.

by Phatea March 24, 2018

Chesse Dick

Someone who uses you and never loves you or cherishes you the way you deserve.

Shayne: Yeah fuck that guy
Courtney: He's a Chesse Dick
Kimmy: ...you said that last time. What does it even mean?

by Gayguywhosenotactuallygay September 10, 2019

dick-friend

1. a cock blocking friend.

2. a friend who always tries to have sex with the girl your trying to get with.

3. a friend who tries to have sex with your friends.

4. a friend with great sexual impulses.

Nate: man, Morris is suck a dick-friend.

Tye: yeah, he tried to steal my FwB

Nate: he cock blocked me last night...

Morris: hey, whatsup? where's Rachel?

Tye: go f**k yourself.

by Psychotic Tye July 22, 2010

dick chokers

when your boxers are too tight and you go to sit down they choke your dick up real bad.

every time my mom tries to buy me new boxers they always wind up being dick chokers, never fails.

by joegunn December 08, 2008