Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

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A dumbass who spends all of his primitive life in his monkey dwelling cave, unable to grasp the texture of grass. Many of these guys show ape-like behavior whenever they get excited.

Person 1: Why is there an ape on my lawn?
Person 2: Oh that's just a "Jonas"
Jonas: Oga bouga boo
Person 1: Ahhhhhhhh It is grunting!
Person 2: *dies by the jonas*

by cantahope July 26, 2022

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Fuck you Raptor ik u tried to flex that u got good shit on here

*Raptor - yoo dude it says that jonas is a gift from god

*me - stfu :nerd:

by Xd_Chocymilkman July 30, 2022

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a sweet guy

will always be selfless but denies it
he will always be looking to improve himself when hes already perfect
always looking to try new things
never lets anyone down
hardworking always

Have you seen Jonas? His girlfriend is lucky as fuck

by pinkcheekgirl February 21, 2022

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The Name of the person that is always the coolest in the room. He has a well defined face. He is funny, good in bed and nice. He always as an open door for a friend who needs to speak to him.

Person1: Jona is awesome
Person2: HE REALLY IS OMG!!!

by DefinerCe123 February 23, 2022

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