cockanental breakfast

A large variety of penis' or cocks for one to choose from.

Last time I woke up in a gay bar to a cockanental breakfast.

by JC Cockinstuff November 21, 2013

Indian Breakfast

Is the act of eating expired food coated in overpowering spices, then walking to the corner and shitting in the street.

Did you see the shit in the street this morning? Someone must have had an Indian Breakfast.

by Grizzel Bear December 16, 2021

Whores breakfast

When a man pours a cracked egg inside his companions asshole. She then farts the egg into the frying pan, cooks it and eats it.

Would you like a whores breakfast

by Deltacash April 12, 2023

Breakfast Buffet

The mix between a "red pancake" and a "blue waffle"

Dude...I had sex with my girlfriend last night and she totally had a breakfast buffet.

by kaymizzle December 12, 2010

Breakfast Of Champs

Waking up after a long night of raging with your friends you all go eat together regardless of time.

After all that vodka let's go to dennys and have breakfast of champs!

by cleatthemeat May 21, 2018

School Breakfast

Rat poison in the morning. Consists of:
Ugly looking pancakes
"Cereal"
Mini waffles that are actually edible
Apple juice that looks like kid friendly beer with apple flavoring.
Milk right before its expiration date.

I'd eat McDonalds breakfast rather than school breakfast.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi November 12, 2021

Jockanese Breakfast

Jockanese Breakfast: Pronounced "(/dʒɑkənɛs/'bɹɛkfəst/ )" is a typical Scottish dish usually served in place of a typical British fry up. It is most commonly found in the anvil of the British Empire aka Glesga aka GLASGOW and is the only thing that unites Rangers fans and Celtic fans.

A Jockanese Breakfast is like cereal in that it is eaten out of a bowl with a spoon and has that crunchyness to it. Before we get into the recipe, do not give it to any Sassanach for the English will grandslam everywhere after a few bottles of bucky It consists of:
Hundreds of 10mg Diazepam blues
Buckfast, Kestrel or Skol (or all 3 if you're a true Scotsman) in place of milk
OPTIONAL: Heroin dust but you'll be that munted from all the other shite you won't need it; besides, it is best to save it and stretch it out till dole day.

"HO, hae ye seen mah bus ticket? am needin' it tae gang tae jobcentre tae git mah bru sae ah kin git mah jockanese breakfast doon me"

by Champagne SOYcialist October 19, 2021