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Dingle Ghost

Small clusters of soiled toilet paper clinging to the untrimmed canopy of anal shubbery. Resembles phantoms of the butthole
Good Heavens! I licked your anus and my tongue is covered in dingle ghosts!

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My lord! That curry last night was so spicy my anus is haunted by dingle ghosts
by poomaster3000 September 10, 2009
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Ghost Eagle

Ghost Eagle was a large supernatural entity that haunted cabins in the West Coast of the US in the 80s and 90s. The most popular ghost eagle sightings had the spirit protecting hallways and refrigerators at night time.

Named because it took the form of a bald eagle, it stood as high as a grown man and was very imposing. Legend has it, it was summoned by the Dudley family to keep their kids in bed at night, and prevent them from midnight snacking, when they vacationed.

Although never confirmed, rumors were he disliked Asians and that coming in contact with ghost eagle caused polio.
I’m scared of ghost eagle, Miss Dudley. I’m scared of ghost eagle please stop scaring Japanese.
by TheCanon13 October 5, 2017
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Spanking the ghost

When you jerk off into a condom and finish inside of it. The only thing you stand to lose is your dignity and self respect.
Eric: Hey has anyone seen Brad?
Rob: He went off to the bathroom with a box of condoms. He’s probably spanking the ghost in there.
by GxRice April 10, 2023
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ghost friend

a ghost friend is an acquaintance that act like friends with, but they don't state that they're your friend out loud. maybe someone you know is nice to you and always greets you (maybe they're just friendly/nice, but you can still consider them as a ghost friend)

although others may think you have a literal friend that's a ghost, you can explain the other definition for it.
i bumped into my ghost friend today, it was so funny yet embarrassing, lol

in math, my ghost friend and i laughed so hard, i love them
by kokopurin88 February 10, 2022
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Platonically ghosted

Being platonically ghosted is just the same as being ghosted, but by a friend rather than a partner.
Dude guess what? My BFF just platonically ghosted me.
by megabruhmoments November 14, 2020
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ghost gravy

It's semen. It's just semen.
I got that bitch looking like Slimer, with my ghost gravy all up on her.
by ChunkyRon October 15, 2017
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butt ghosting

Butt ghosting: To have a persons butt or butthole be haunted with a hot or burning sensation for a period of time after eating spicy food then popping.
Wow I am totally butt ghosting after eating all those wings they are still burning my ass!
by Hanse Eirkhart February 26, 2017
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