This is fucking bullshit

What a little kid says when he signs a contract and does not read it, later making a tantrum on social media.

Bob: You cant leave the company until your contract expires

Jonesy: This is fucking bullshit

by Champy_Mode August 20, 2019

The Bullshit Era

2002-2008 for the New York Yankees.

You spend more money than any entertainment industry it seems for seven straight years and you got The Bullshit Era out of it.

by Ereck Flowers February 16, 2015

Geometric bullshit

When you’re so deep in the shit, you don’t see any way out...

Person 1: can I tell you a secret? You have to delete this text after....
Person 2: of course
Person 1: I have to pee

Person 2: What a bunch of geometric bullshit

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Bullshit

Mainstream media reporting “Beijing Biden”
as President Elect in 2020.

Beijing Biden and his prewritten speeches are inspiring.... just kidding, they’re phony bullshit.

by Freedum-isphucked November 7, 2020

Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter

The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.

by jondich January 8, 2021

Bullshit

A lie, full of lies, Bulls-shit

What you said is a total bullshit, you are bullshiter

by Devilsheart June 11, 2018

Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.

Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."

by Lazthedictionist October 2, 2024