Brown Upset

Occurs when you feel an intense urge to take a crap and as usual, you are very excited to squeeze out a few good steam logs. The excitement comes to a devastating end when you sit down and release one huge fart that echoes vigorously in the toilet. What you thought would be a satisfying solid turned out to be nothing but gas. The brown upset usually ends with one sitting on the toilet with their head in their hands, very upset.

I called out of work because I had a brown upset

by Robert Gildberg July 10, 2010

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brown omelette

When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.

My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.

by HermanButt December 2, 2017

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Midnight Brown

Defecating (expelling feces) in the middle of the night.

Haley excused herself from the 12:00 am showing of the movie to take a midnight brown.

by H. Windfield May 22, 2013

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brown oyster

ejaculating into a woman's two-hole, fishing it out and then feeding it to her

Last night, I fed this girl the biggest brown oyster you've ever seen!

by Lipps October 21, 2012

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Cherry Brown

Language of origin: French
Pronunciation: \(ˈcher-ē)(ˈbrau̇n) or CHAIR-ree-Brown
Alternate Pronunciation: \(ˈsher-ē)(ˈbrau̇n) or SHAIR-ee-Brown

1.) Achieving orgasm while passing a fecal loaf through the rectal cavity causing the anal sphincter to collapse severing the log proper.

-The term cherry is referencing the loss of one’s virginity by the breaking of the hymen because “It feels like the first time every time”

-If the execution of Cherry brown is complemented with genital stimulation the phrases, “milking the brown cow” or “ripping the the clit while clipping the shit” can be used in conjecture.

Vin-What type jam on your blumpkin pie?

Cherry-What are my choices?

Vin-Yesterday's Cherry Brown or blueberry.

by Beas' December 4, 2009

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