Tennessee turtle turd clamper

It’s where two guys are in a pond and find a snapping turtle and don’t know which end is which but they both pull them out and see which one gets the poop chute and which one gets the clamp

Tennessee turtle turd clamper, Oh my God Jim did you see Jerry do that Tennessee Turtle turd clamper last night it snapped his dick off

by Tennessee dh November 8, 2021

Tanner Tomblin

another way to say "hypocrite".

That guy is really acting like a Tanner Tomblin.

by tannertomblinstan October 14, 2021

Tanner Dupree

His name sounds like a pad brand. He is short in everyday. An he sucks at pole dancing at the pole park.

Tanner Dupree plays dodge ball in wallgreens.

by arizonateabb October 14, 2021

Tennessean Stone

Trying to ejaculated while passing a kidney stone, creating a bloody semen mixture.

I was passing a Tennessean Stone last night.

by CrispyCris12035 October 16, 2021

Tanner Malone

Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion

I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone

by Alfygonzales December 5, 2021

Tennessee fudgesicle

The act of a woman shoving her finger in your ass as she sucks your dick

Bob: Sheila gave me the Tennessee fudgesicle on the first date
Randy: You better marry that girl

by nutsack muscle March 8, 2022

Tanners Pickett

A Tanners Pickett is when somebody jacks off during class but somehow never gets caught.

Person 1: "Look at that dude, he is totally doing a Tanners Pickett"
Person 2: "In the middle of History?"

by breakfastskillet March 16, 2022