Ronald's kids just got out of high school now he's remarried a 25 year old that's going to hit him with the Baby Tax
by Fraz Von Hoffer August 15, 2022
Get the Baby Taxmug. 1) To unfairly take money or something of value.
2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.
3) A sexual favor for something in return
4) To steal
5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
2) To pay a cost that is higher for something that is not worth it.
3) A sexual favor for something in return
4) To steal
5) To lose more than you should have due to a competition
1) “Why am I getting my income taxed 24%, when corporations pay 0%?”
2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes”
3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”
5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
2) “The gas station is taxing our ass 20.00 for cigarettes”
3) “she wanted bottle service with our crew, so she had to service the whole crew.”
4) “They just taxed my rims of my hummer! It’s sitting on blocks!”
5) “We taxed that basketball team today! They were ranked 5 and we won by 20!”
by Pretend I was a def mute March 4, 2022
Get the Taxmug. To understand Fanum tax you need to know fanum. fanum is a big boned friend of kai cenat who, whenever he senses food rushes to kai and eats it. tax means a payment you must make to someone. so the tax for fanum is food. therefore fanum tax is food.
by Anklesnapper69 October 16, 2023
Get the Fanum taxmug. A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
Get the Chicago Bears Taxmug. using tobacco products around other military personnel, and they bum one off you.
For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
For every cigarette you decide to smoke, someone else that doesn't have one sees your getting out of work, and they need to smoke as well.
smoker- (lights up)
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
pvt sam- hey let me get one of those
pvt schmuck- you have one for me?
smoker- wtf
other guy- dam, soldier tax just went up huh?
smoker- fuck soldier tax,i never smoke a whole pack.
by buck35 May 20, 2011
Get the Soldier Taxmug. Tax haven is a country in which big companies like Facobook or Microsoft or any other business giant deposite their profit for tiny prices to avoid taxes, whereas you work your ass off to revive the economy.
by oudaday August 15, 2016
Get the tax havenmug. Friend 1: How much did you pay for L.A.
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything
Friend 2: $4400 for four days
Friend 1: Wasn't the quote $3500
Friend 2: It was
Friend 1: Didn't you ask Dutchuk about it
Friend 2: She provided the costs and they add up to $3200 per person
Friend 1: What about the remaining $1200
Friend 2: You forgot about the DUTCHUK TAX
Friend 1: What's that
Friend 2: Dutchuk tax is Dutchuk overcharging for everything
by anonymous May 30, 2023
Get the Dutchuk Taxmug.