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Get the tactical fuck boy mug.Tactical abortion is when a pregnant women falls face first into the ground. The baby fetus would be pushed out but the vaginal opening is concealed by the woman’s pants. Therefore the baby has no where to run and is crushed.
I pushed my 9 month pregnant wife who was carrying triplets down the stairs she landed face first and all three babies died of a tactical abortion. Unfortunately my wife survived and called the police. I am now being charged with triple homicide and attempted murder on my wife.
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A tactico is a football fan (Mainly Manchester United) that thinks they are the prophecy of the game. They usually tend to rate shit players so when they have the odd half-decent performance in a blue moon, they claim they are “ahead of the curve”, milk said performance to the limit and actually convince a few that the shit player in question is any good. They usually hate players like David de gea or ronaldo because they “can’t play in a system” and claim that the club will only move forward once they’ve left, yet rate the likes of Harry maguire for having a few good long balls which usually don’t lead to anything and are only done for aesthetic purposes. they also seemingly only watch football with calculators and not their actual eyes and bring up XG statistics into their day to day conversational life
Normal Fan: “I think Harry maguire has been very poor today, personally I think we should consider selling him”
Tactico: “Shut the fuck up you casual, you just don’t see the game in it’s true light. Did you see his Xfiveyardpasses? He’s going to be very key in the new system”
Tactico: “Shut the fuck up you casual, you just don’t see the game in it’s true light. Did you see his Xfiveyardpasses? He’s going to be very key in the new system”
by Incognito man United fan May 13, 2022
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Get the Schoolboy Tactics mug.basically its a planned cockblock and requires the utmost creativity and epicness to pull one off. but instead of ruining the mood you just completely make it impossible.
ok ok so jimmy finally got that chick down to the apartment. so right b4 they start makin out, lets axe bomb and shaving cream bomb the room theyre in.
they do it.
she runs of screaming.
guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."
and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
they do it.
she runs of screaming.
guys yell"oh yeah no chica for him tonight."
and since i have to include the whole word in here (T.C.B) tactical cock-block
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