"Don't use the bathroom, I just took a huge trump."
"I was just walking down the street when a bird trumped in my hair."
"I was wiping, and I got trump on my hands."
"I was just walking down the street when a bird trumped in my hair."
"I was wiping, and I got trump on my hands."
by PVSD January 31, 2020

by realistic1 January 28, 2019

by 123rah November 16, 2020

by DEERMULLETARMY2020 March 9, 2021

An egotistic satanist who wants to whipe our the worldwide black population and cause a third world war because he is bored.
Jeff: "Bruh Donald Trump won the second term." ðŸ˜ðŸ˜«
Me:"NOOOOOO GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US????!"
Jeff: "Oh shit, I saw some houses in Canada that are In sale! And there are two job offers for us man! One company saw we immediately resigned and wants us for the job!!"
Me: "And I take that back."
Me:"NOOOOOO GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO US????!"
Jeff: "Oh shit, I saw some houses in Canada that are In sale! And there are two job offers for us man! One company saw we immediately resigned and wants us for the job!!"
Me: "And I take that back."
by Tapisidou November 5, 2020

by Fatty bastard November 3, 2020
