Guy 1: Hey man aren't you excited that we're going back to school?!
Guy 2: Uh yeah, about that... I kinda dropped out.
Guy 1: What?! Why?!
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe to follow my fucking dreams and do what I want for once.
Guy 2: Uh yeah, about that... I kinda dropped out.
Guy 1: What?! Why?!
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe to follow my fucking dreams and do what I want for once.
by Dr. P. Ness January 15, 2014
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by JakobeThatIsWhite October 14, 2014
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And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
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Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...
This is the true definition of school...
And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...
This is the true definition of school...
And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
by Ultra_Urban_Godzilla December 2, 2014
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one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person
School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person
School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
"man I've been stressing over school it's giving me anxiety I don't know how much of this I can take before I break"
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"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
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"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
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