potato water

The gray creamy liquid that is ejaculated by a male after having got a vasectomy.

I shot a load of potato water in my wifes face last night.

by shaar January 5, 2009

salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

full potato

Full retard

"Nigga, you just went full potato"

by Stardust96 February 25, 2014

Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

phone potato

some one who spends all their time talking and/or texting on their phone.

Jane is a phone potato! she wont stop texting Allin!

by poohbear1539 August 16, 2008

potato peeler

A female who scrapes her teeth on a male's penis while giving fellatio.

Man, you don't wanna mess wit that chick. I heard she's a potato peeler...

by SweetSixer December 1, 2003

baked potato

The gayest gay act

"That guy likes the baked potato"

by Jordan May 11, 2004