1. one who gives up california surfing for blue balls surfing rivers in Canada in the winter
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
2. one who would know about kayaking girls with herpes
"Calgary Blue" AKA "blue balls" is a river surfer extraordinaire, because he surfs river waves in the Canadian Rockies all winter.
by Paul Calgary Blue December 8, 2006
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I was in such a weird mood last nite that when I got in front of my PC I started free surfing; I hit a bunch of sites I've never seen before.
by holdenn August 31, 2007
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When a girl wears an extremely loose shirt with a bright colored bra and sticks her torso outside the window of a car while it is moving, so that the wind will blow through her shirt and her bra is exposed.
Wanna go slut surfing tonight?
Yeah! Let me change into my neon pink bra and we'll ask the guys to take us.
Yeah! Let me change into my neon pink bra and we'll ask the guys to take us.
by slut surfers September 24, 2010
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Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.
You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.
Your bros lay out then pull corners of an extra large blue tarp to create a wave and you skate through it.
You feel like your getting shacked but you're shredding on LAND.
Guy #1: BRO its sooooo flat today...sucks man!
Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!
Guy #2 :Naw Dude! Its chill. Were gonna shred the gnar on the street today.
Guy #1 : You dont mean....
Guy #2 : yea man were doin it.... Tarp Surfing!!!
by grommie15 November 14, 2010
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by Tony kurczewski March 18, 2011
Get the Antartic Surfboard mug.The act one performs when under the influence of any type of upper where he/she continuously searches and surfs the internet because of new interests peaked by the process of searching.
Andy went upper-surfing from jobs, to that one movie he saw, to that actor who played in a band he used to like...but can't remember the name of.
by thegreatAWAKE October 8, 2011
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Manager: I can't believe you are late for work again Greg!
Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!
Greg: You won't believe it boss, I was stuck behind a total slip-lane surfer doing 50 when they should have been doing 100!
by QuestionableSandwich January 27, 2017
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