Straw

Someone who 'sucks up' to their boss to get ahead.

Mike just bought the boss a coffee. He's such a straw.

by Ottmonster July 14, 2021

strawberry swirls

A man ejaculates on to the stomach of a lady. Another woman then bleeds into this and swirls it around and then eats it.

Take a guess

by Matthew Soper and Matthew Emery May 8, 2004

Strawberry Talk

The act of talking someone sweetly, in order to get them on a date, or in bed.

That Casanova was in the midst of a strawberry talk, when he turned and said the same thing to another woman!

by Nimbot February 2, 2009

Strawberry ride

1. sex with a red headed woman or redette.
2. A red headed woman or redette.

1. I got a strawberry ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot strawberry ride.

by Deep blue 2012 September 25, 2009

chocolate-dipped strawberry

When a woman sticks her bloody finger up your arse, and then licks it clean.

"That sick bitch down the hall is enjoying a chocolate-dipped strawberry."

by WylieMcGuire October 18, 2008

straw mat

A redhead that will have sex on the floor, with no carpet, no bed, no self esteem

Mike took that straw mat home and got laid on his hardwood floor. His room is nasty too.

by Mikey DeM March 13, 2009

Strawman

Creating a caricature for your opposition so you don't have to contest with the actual arguments. Willfully misrepresenting an argument so you don't have to be wrong.

He used words to prove I was wrong. So, I ignored what he said and created a strawman to beat up on in front of my friends. They will agree with whatever I say because of course they are going to believe me over them. And they saw me beat up that strawman so they don't see any reason to listen to what he has to say. They will never know the difference between what his actual argument was and the strawman I created to represent their argument.

by Hym Iam December 4, 2020