The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”
Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.
My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
by EmJayee January 6, 2021

by EarthwormSally77 September 27, 2022

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt
Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure
2 minutes later
Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released
Player: sure
2 minutes later
Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released
by CheckSteam December 3, 2023

by Chunky carrots October 15, 2017

by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024
