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Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.
Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”
by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025
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Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.
My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.
by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020
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Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems
Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.
by EmJayee January 6, 2021
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Steaming D

"Oh my GOD, check out that Steaming D over there!" "That is some Steaming D over there!"
by EarthwormSally77 September 27, 2022
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check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt
Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released
by CheckSteam December 3, 2023
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steaming ramin

When you aggressively suck the shit out of someone's asshole, preferably through a boba straw
Bro I got steaming Ramin'd last night. Felt amazing.
by Chunky carrots October 15, 2017
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STEAM CLAMMED

To get hit; car accident, pushed, punched, pile driver, etc.
My friend and I almost got steam clammed by a red-light runner.
by Altemose Prime January 16, 2024
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