Steam poop

Farting or shitting in the bathroom while someone is taking a shower and leaving it for them.

My wife’s favorite punishment is to drop a steam poop on me and leave for the day.

by I8mypaint January 6, 2018

steam engine

You stick a vape up the female ass hole the smoke goes up her ass when she then blows the smoke up your ass for ultimate pleasure

Last night i gave her the steam engine

by Lucas Hollywood December 12, 2017

Steamed

When something happens and your real fucking mad and ready to throw hands.

"My nigga i'm fucking steamed I can't believe that headass did this"

by FuckWithKilistina November 20, 2016

Steaming clarice

Cousin to the Cleveland steamer. When in favour of a nice glass of Chianti you instead crap into a wine glass and serve it along side your meal. Best served steaming, and can be served out of the glass or tastefully presented on one’s chest. Sommeliers delight!

Hey Greg, could I interest you in a steaming clarice?

by Vinifera April 4, 2022

beijing steamed buns

This is a level 6 legendary sex move. With consent: a man performs anal sex until the woman shits, and then jizzes on the shit. For maximum flavor, he must ejaculate inside of the poop-filled anus. He then uses a clothes iron to "cook" her buns and then proceeds to eat the mixture out of her ass.

P1: "where were you last night?"
P2: "I was making beijing steamed buns with my girl"
P1: "How did it go?"
P2: "I left her ass so red she can't sit down anymore"

by ilovebrawlstars June 13, 2024

Steam a ding

The act of expelling a bowel movement of such remarkable warmth and vigour that it appears to emit a visible vapour, often accompanied by a triumphant sense of completion. Commonly employed in jocular or coarse conversation to denote the urgent need to defecate.

Lord Pembroke: “My dear fellow, I shan’t be joining the second course of the banquet. The pheasant pâté has instigated a most urgent necessity.”

Sir Reginald: “Oh heavens, not again. Dare I ask?”

Lord Pembroke: “Indeed, I must retire forthwith… to steam a ding of such magnitude it may very well fog the mirrors in the east wing.”

by Burnaldsr. September 20, 2025

Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.

My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.

by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020