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Smurf

When you are slamming a glorious piece of tail and she asks you to choke her (which seems to be trending a lot lately) and you do it until she turns blue.

Papa Smurf is when you can only finish by smurfing... and then you have to make sure you finish on her chin giving her a white beard aka. Papa Smurf.
"I can only finish if I Papa Smurf some fine ass piece of va-j."

"So i was smurfing this delicate little bird and she loved it like Magic Johnson loved dudes"

"Hey bro, what are you doing tonight" - answer "I am going to smurf my booty call within an inch of her life"

"Smurfing isn't a sexual act it is a lifestyle"
by Smurfcapades 08-09 October 5, 2011
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SmurfWord

In computer code, smurfWord (written as such, in camelCase) refers to a word-fragment of poorly-chosen identifiers which adds no descriptive value, especially if the fragment is a well-worn computing trope. The use of such is generally loathed as a source of unintentional code obfuscation.
Of all the smurfWords the worst has to be "Enterprise." Weighing in at a carpel-tunnel-destroying ten full characters, the only legitimate reason to use it might be when referring to the .iso.dod.private.enterprises OID, but even then, since just about every OID is under .iso.dod.private.enterpises anyway, it still adds no value. To top that off, it gets misspelled frequently.
by skids October 13, 2012
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flamming fuzzy smurf

A mixed drink usually served in the form of a shot consisting of peach schnapps, orange juice, and blue curacao mixed together in a glass. This is then poured to fill 2/3 of a shot glass. The top third of this shot is made of baccardi 151 proof rum and lit on fire.
You better blow out the flame on your flamming fuzzy smurf before drinking it.
by johnny fuller June 23, 2007
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charging the smurfy president

John was pissed off when he caught me charging the smurfy president with his mom.
by lulcatz69 November 30, 2009
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smurf

a MOTHERFUCKIN CIGARETTE
by thomas oconnor November 1, 2003
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smurf

1 (n) Pot, weed

2 (v) To smoke pot.

3 (adj) Pot-like
ie: Hey man, got some smurf?
ie: Smurf-Break!
ie: Dude, that shirt if smurfin' smurfy
by ctrl_alt_me January 27, 2004
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smurf

Theyre blue because they never have sex. :^
It must really suck to be a smurf.
by sabas September 1, 2003
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