soggy crisps

ben

that guy called ben is like cheese and onion soggy crisps

by sexyladythatishot November 21, 2021

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Soggy Waffle

Using maple syrup instead of lube to prep your partner makes for an interesting and tasty session. Get on top of them and begin spreading the sticky syrup all across their body and just wait for the fun. You could even get creative by using a fork if that’s what you’re in to. Just be careful of how long you go for, or you’ll have created a soggy waffle- which is surprisingly preferable in some cases. Canadians are best with this technique and tend to use it 80% of the time for their intercourse. If you’re ever horny and looking for a midnight snack, the soggy waffle won’t fail you! Use whip cream to taste! ;)

“Bro, last night my girl gave me a soggy waffle! We went at it four times before it got too soggy for me!”

by JUSTBITCH November 21, 2021

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soggy

How Bart says sorry.

Homer: Hey, my Duff beer!
Bart: Soggy sir!

by MakeBritianGreat2021 November 8, 2021

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Soggy Noggin

Another term for "Head", "Top", "Ceiling", "Dome", "Skull", or "Blowjob".

Damn, this is some PROFESSIONAL Soggy Noggin! Fixin' to spurt - AAUAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

by digital well-being September 22, 2021

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Soggy Miyagi

When a male ejaculates on the abdomen of his partner and then smears the semen with his testicles, moving in a circular motion, alternating between clockwise and counterclockwise directions. The action should mirror that of Daniel-san in the 1984 hit movie, “The Karate Kid”.

Him: Your belly looks like it could use a buffing?
Her: Soggy Miyagi me, daddy-san!
Him: I’m gonna wax on, jack off all over

by master-peeyagi September 25, 2021

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