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simon the seahorse

Simon the seahorse is the biggest shagger in the whole of mankind. Often known for his goalkeeping abilities, the seahorse is known for his abilities off the pitch too, notably with women. His baby seahorse can only be described as significantly substantial. Ladies if you are lucky enough to have some seahorse magic sprinkled on you tonight, it’s a good night for you
Oh my god have you seen Simon the seahorse, oh wait my knickers are wet!
by SOZ ANNA November 22, 2021
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Sam the seagull

A fictional character known for autistic tendencies, violent fits and racist opinions.
He’s a loving son, an exquisite brother and a superb villa van. Sam the seagull became famous in 2008 when he stole Doritos from a shop. And in 2022 he stole kids from a nursery. In those 14 years the seagull has became Tiktok famous and conquered the town of shepshed
Hey you’re such a Sam the seagull man

(A unpredictably special person )
by Mickey gamer 123 August 9, 2022
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Running the Seagauntlet

The experience of being subjected to a seagauntlet—a coordinated campaign combining sealioning tactics with mass mob attack. Running the Seagauntlet means facing endless bad-faith questions from multiple directions while simultaneously being publicly shamed, canceled, and harassed. You can't satisfy the sealions because they're not genuinely curious; you can't escape the mob because they're everywhere. The experience is designed to exhaust, to silence, to destroy. Those who run the seagauntlet often emerge broken—unable to participate in online spaces, traumatized by the experience, their reputations destroyed by screenshots taken out of context and shared millions of times. The seagauntlet is the ultimate expression of digital mob justice: relentless, coordinated, and utterly indifferent to truth.
Example: "She spent three days running the seagauntlet: hundreds of replies demanding proof, dozens of threads calling for her cancellation, her DMs flooded with abuse. She couldn't respond to everyone, couldn't satisfy the sealions, couldn't escape the mob. By the end, she'd deleted her accounts, changed her number, disappeared from the internet. The seagauntlet had consumed another victim."
by Dumu The Void March 8, 2026
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North Atlantic SeaHorse

North Atlantic SeaHorse- when you spray your girlfriend with water then elbow her in the face
by Bicycle99 August 26, 2025
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Acting as a Flock of Seagulls

The term originates from the base definition of a group, no less than 2, incoherant bigots who have nothing better to do but pester and drop feces from their mouths that only irritate everyone in the vicinity because nobody wants them around.

Another sub definition is Flock of Faggots thinks that using urban dictionary to vent their bitching monthly bleeding vaginas, is going to do a damn thing, and stupidly thinking it accomplishes anything at all besides proving that they in fact need to get out of their nesting basement.
I know 2 players in PUBG who are Acting as a Flock of Seagulls.
by YourNewStepDadLittleMan May 10, 2018
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sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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