Unlucky Spoon Syndrome

When your eating a bowl of Lucky Charms and the marshmallows get stuck to the bottom of the spoon. Causing a shit load of shit to go down.

"Did you hear what happened to Brady?"

"No, what?"

"He through a bowl of cereal through his flat screen. Bad case of Unlucky Spoon Syndrome."

"I fucking hate when that happens."

by JaredKere June 18, 2009

spoon head

somali's

der heads r shaped like spoons

by Top Shotta!! May 2, 2003

tactical spoon

The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.

Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.

by ninja694evar March 5, 2007

Sasoon

Like a little pastry, a little fried roti ball with icing and whipped cream.. the delicious SASOON.

chicka # 1: *squeals* what are you eating?
chicka # 2: i'm eating a sasoon! they're delicious!

flippyhair # 1: DUDE YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY LAST SASOON!

by hot half chicka February 13, 2008

the spoon treatment

When a man shoves a spoon up a womans rectum, and eats the excrements that are scooped up by the spoon.

I gave my math teacher the spoon treatment in grade school.

by zildjian2800 July 11, 2006

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA

bruh: im going to teach you something
broi: o
bruh: HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, HELL YA
broi: .............. what?
,bruh: (VISIBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON, DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND,KISS YA NECK. HELL YA
broi: .................................... wha?
bruh: (EVEN MORE VISBLE ANGER INHALE) HOW TO SPOON: DICK HARD, TIDDIES IN MY HAND, KISS YA NECK, HELL YA
broi: ............................................................................................................................. wut?
bruh: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by someone else thats not u April 19, 2021

Spoon

An affectionate term for someone behaving like a bit of a fool, saying something really stupid, or doing something really silly

Reginald, you spoon.

Reginald, you are behaving in manner of a spoon.

by sonneblom July 16, 2006