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Sam Brownback

Noun. The act where a man ejacualtes a tanned-colored fluid onto another man's woolly back after the penetration of an unsanitary anus.
I watched as he got dressed only to notice the stain on the back of his white t-shirt and remembered that I had just made a Sam Brownback with him.
by ToadsMcGoads February 11, 2015
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sam penis

The world's biggest penis in all of creation know as a almighty God of penises
My boyfriend has a Sam penis that's why I love him
by Micheal the beast 69 April 12, 2017
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Sam's clubbing

Sam's Clubbing happens to be the gratuitous occasion of arriving on destination via Sam's Club and partaking in the various locales of samples and/or hand-outs as a meal.
My mother took us out Sam's Clubbing because she spent all of her food money on an assortment of plastic surgeries.
by Pitahbred/Dir August 14, 2010
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Sam Claxton

Someone of high stature. Often seen as a super human or god.

Other meanings can mean loser or someone of lower social standing.
Meaning One:
Girl One: Did you see him?
Girl: Ikr what a Sam Claxton

Girl one: I want him

Meaning Two-
Person one: So why didn't you invite them to your party?
Person two: He was such a Sam Claxton
by Dickfacestan January 22, 2015
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Dammit Sam

When someone fails and or sucks at something, you use dammit sam. Sam was a very nooby man. So thus, Dammit Sam!
Jake: Dammit Sam, my computer just died!
by ChandlerTheRandomLlama April 3, 2015
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Sacred Sam

Sacred Sam is a religion founded by high school students in Australia. The "god" of this Religious group is a woman known as 'Miss Sam'.
"Hey bro, have you heard about the religion of Sacred Sam?"
by Macadamianutcase69 November 21, 2018
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sam sucksalot

A fat ass who has no care for humanity and has no pullout game he's the biggest cock sucking faggot you'll ever meet his nickname is Frank. Give him so much shit
by Swaggerballsagger August 23, 2017
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