Jesse's Special Mix of Steam

A beverage made by teenagers in a dire time of need,
by mixing any alchohol found in you parents cupboard.

Soren: IM STEAAAMIN!!!!
Jesse: waddafuck....
Soren: been drinking Jesse's Special Mix of Steam! TRY IT!
Jesse: I am Jesse....

by Naughty=Monkey November 24, 2012

steaming rog

to be under the influence of alchol massively, to be extremely drunk etc.

oi chris is steaming rog, dont give him another!

by mesijoe September 06, 2007

Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

by Chogan2020 September 09, 2020

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: Stop being Steaming Hillenturds and shoving the words in a his mouth

by R33001 December 12, 2021

Steam pond

Sitting on someone’s face after you work up a nice pond of sweat in your trousers, preferably after a session in the sauna or steam room”

“Never eating another ass again after Jenny steam ponded me last night”

by SammyK’sGuy November 18, 2017

steaming melvin

when a woman gives oral sex to a man while he is sitting on the toilet pooping

Jane gave John a steaming melvin at the truck stop.

by Mavennica February 02, 2010

steaming teapot

When someone blows you so hard they have semen coming out of their nose

I turned that girls face into a steaming teapot

by Tyson the douche October 26, 2015