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Luke Spaghetti

I wanna gang bang a group of midget Indian grandmas! I like to stroke my 500 inch penis and suck my big toe!
I had a hundred pounds of luke spaghetti for shlop!
by Your right toe June 1, 2023
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spaghetti

Is used to refer to someone’s sexuality, someone who will hook up with the same sex but says they are straight… they are spaghetti “straight until wet”
That girl is so spaghetti
by sophdog420 March 23, 2022
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Spaghetti

Spaghetting: when someone slaps someone across their face with their male genitals
by FunkinDraven March 24, 2023
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Spaghetti

Guy 1: Hey me and my wife are going to do the spaghetti tonight
Guy 2: Cool me too
by You'reAIdiot January 20, 2020
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Canned Spaghetti

A term used by high end leadership elite to describe the intention to dismiss suspected Homosexual employees after the exhibition of suspicious homosexual behaviors during workplace social outings. Term is derived from the changing actions of the employee in social setting i.e straight when sober, gay when drunk.....like canned spaghetti.
"Well I'd have to say Glenda I am about 90% pleased with Dane's performance but after the flamboyant fruity shit he pulled Friday night at the progressive dinner, those figures have been thrown out of the window. That guy is canned spaghetti."
by PeeTear_Griffin July 17, 2018
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Spaghetti Head

When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti
"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"
by OL_Sloth92 March 26, 2021
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National spaghetti rain day

On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.
Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day
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