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CEO shower

When jerking off at the end of your shower, having turned on the cold water only. You finish the shower refreshed and ready to crush your corporate drones and dominate the competitive landscape.

This term mostly used in startups.
I’ll be 5 min late for the meeting as I’m about to have my CEO shower.

My CEO shower this morning left me energized to rule the day.
by Bossmandingo July 10, 2022
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Shower dif

Term used at the end of League of Legends matches to flex on the losing team. Insinuates that the winning difference was the relatively higher hygiene of the winning team.
LoLUsername: lol gg shower dif
by flojoschmo November 1, 2022
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Coochie Shower

A shower exclusively targeting your stanky vagina.

Rhymes with: Coochie Power
Tifinella: "Hey, where are you off to?"
Jessica: "I was at the DMV for hours and I gotta take a coochie shower before I meet up with Brad and Chad."
by Funky Worm November 30, 2022
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Canadian Shower

Using a wet napkin to freshen up the male genitals prior to sex.
Erik Everhard took a Canadian shower prior to sex with Nikita Denise.
by Paul The Punter May 5, 2022
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Holy Shower

The act of making five women squirt while performing the pleasure vortex. This performance often occurs over a sheet with a hole below. After a pleasure vortex is taken place after its 187 minute period, the Holy Water is collected and stored in the sacred pit, allowing easy access for later beverages. This beverage is known as Dasani Water.
Argiel-Mind if I take part in the Holy Shower this evening father?
Cyprian-Your sister is performing, but care to take part. Please bring home Dasani Water, for our family might indulge.
by semensquid489 May 5, 2022
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Shower breakfast

When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.

See Waffle stomp
Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
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nazi shower

Essentially you bust ass in the shower and the stench is trapped in the confined space with you. Since your gassed in the shower its dubbed the nazi shower
I heard tito have a nazi shower after eating animal fries from in n out, i heard him bust ass and for the next 10 minutes nothing but gagging
by anonymous December 14, 2020
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