Rusty Tombrone

It's identical to the Rusty Trombone; getting rimmed with a reach around but the twist is your free hand is squeezing the trannies boobs.

I totally boned a tranny last night and gave her a rusty tombrone.

by Illae September 7, 2018

Rusty teabag

When you try to shit a large turd and it touches the water before retracting back into your sphincter.

I haven't been able to shit in two days, I sat on the toilet for hours and all I did was give the porcelain God the rusty teabag.

by Wyzguy April 25, 2020

the rusty blindfold

After an accidental shart, you remove your underwear and place them over someone's head creating The Rusty Blindfold.

After I trusted a fart I realized I sharted. I figured the only logical thing to do was to give the person that laughed at me, the rusty blindfold.

by dirtyravioli December 15, 2016

rusty paperclip

A old rusty paperclip used to serve lumps of dry knob cheese to you lady much like auderves at your nans funeral

Jeremy the smegma served on this rusty paperclip is divine

by The cheese grator April 20, 2018

rusty spud

A shit covered dick.

While using lube from the porta potty I looked down to realize I had a rusty spud.

by CheeseChucker March 8, 2016

rusty rebar

When you fuck a girl in the ass and you pull it out, turn her around and smack her on the forehead with your dick. Then you step back and look at the imprint on her forehead, it looks like rusty rebar.

I was fucking Alexis in the ass and whenever I got done, I rolled her over, smacked her in the forehead with my cock and gave her a rusty rebar.

by JFD69 July 29, 2023

Rusty Parfait

When your woman is on her menstral cycle and you fuck her, then after you cum, you eat that bitch out.

Damn, Lafawnduh's rusty parfait really hit the spot.

by Gusty_Aeroplane August 25, 2019