Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

You're putting ranch on it

You're putting too much effort in. Stop being so extra.

Sally dresses up every day for school so Tom tells her, Sally you're putting ranch on it.

by Sassygirl143 September 14, 2017

Put Things in Korean

To make something very clear; to lay down the law.

If you don't eat your vegetables now I will call your mother and "put things in Korean."

by hursh2000 August 29, 2012

put out of commission

When you have sex with Dean Lonergan and his surprisingly large penis

Person A "Ah man, I was put out of commission"
Person b "oh, you had sex with Dean Lonergan as well?

by FishFucker_69 March 12, 2023

Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.

Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.

by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019

Put the Windmill in Motion

The verbal threat to cause bodily harm, a severe beating, to kick the crap out of someone.

My Dad would always use this saying when the kids were misbehaving, fighting or just getting on his nerves. "Don't make me put the windmill in motion!" That was his way of saying if we didn't stop whatever it is we were doing then he was gonna beat our butts!

by Weller1974 May 4, 2011

Put kibble in the bowl

Expression to explain to dogs why you have to go to work. (Cats don't care.)

I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.

by Don Heflin October 20, 2022