grudge post

used in forums, it means to post something about someone just for the purpose of trying to humiliate them because you have a grudge against them. when its really obvious a certain post is a 'grudge post', people comment the post saying something along the lines of: 'unfunny grudge post is unfunny.' usually the person who makes the 'grudge post' ends up looking the fool.

- community on livejournal showing pictures of people with bad makeup -

{picture of a girl with nice makeup}

cmnts:
GRUDGE POST.

by sweetcheeksx April 6, 2009

pinata post

A post made on an electronic message board or social networking site giving vent to an opinion to which everyone viewing same feels entitled to take a swing at the OP (original poster).

Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."

Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."

Second reply: "IAWTC"

Third reply: "Ditto"

Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"

Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"

by cwesq July 25, 2009

Butt-post

When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.

"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"

"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"

by johnebbad January 31, 2010

Shooty Pooty

A g-rated alternative for shitty pity or tough tits when in polite company or around children. A snappy substitute for the phrases 'too bad for you' and 'what a pity that x happened'. Can also be used as an insult when employed as sarcasm or feigning concern for another's well-being.

The term originated in 2007 during a game of pool in someone's basement where young adults were swearing excessively at each other's shitty shots (ie 'you stupid fucktard, how the hell did you miss that?' and 'haha douchebag! that shot sucked ass!'). One of their mothers happened to walk in and declared 'Shooty Pooty' in response to yet another bad shot.

You missed again...shooty pooty!

Shooty Pooty, you lost.

(Insulting) Aw, poor wittle baby stubbed his toe, shooty pooty.

by Phoenix_Fire January 24, 2011

emily postal

Over-reaction to a perceived minor breach of etiquette.

I started to eat my entree with my salad fork, and the hostess went emily postal on me!

by SeattleMnM May 13, 2011

stall post

When someone posts to Facebook from the bathroom.

"Where's Beth? Her latest post was hilarious!" -> "She's on the pot, it must be a stall post."

by medpedbed November 20, 2014

A Pesty Polski

Similar to a sex pest, except a man of polish origin. This man will often run around wearing female undergarments for a cheap joke, sometimes splash himself with a dash of running water whilst fully clothed for a comical effect. His pestiness is not always of a sexual manner, however he is often just a dick for the sake of being a dick! His lack of respect for authority is often distressing to most, especially as he very well educated and cannot be caught out on intellect.

Top Lad 1: Oi you heard about that Dan kid? He is totally a Pesty Polski!
Top Lad 2: Heard about him? Why, his voice is everywhere i turn!

Top Lad 3: I'm going to drown him when he next showers in all his garments!

by TopLad69 November 7, 2015