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PC express(Pork Chop Express)

the fat that hangs off a womans stomach. Express is added to the term PC only when the stomach reaches a great enough size to overtake her shorts,pants,or skirt she may be wearing.
yo, that girl has a PC over there, it is getting close to a PC Express
by chris huffman September 1, 2005
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Pork Joust

1. The act of poking another man in the dick with your porksword.

2. The act of being gay.

3. The act of slapping someone with your dick
Bill and Ted are going on a pork joust tommorow.

What a bunch of pork jousters.
by Bouffy Quimbi January 19, 2013
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Pork Chop Moment

A pork chop moment is similar to having a blond moment, a moment of stupidity, but worse and for a longer period of time.
Man's friend: yoo broo, why you cheesing me broo?
Portuguese guy: .........................huh?
Man's friend: WOWWW, long enough pork chop moment =P
by Thatguyfromthatplace7797 April 1, 2011
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Kentucky Pork Sauce

The act of combining and drinking a chubby southern chick's period blood, sweat, and truffle butter.
Vinny: Did you fuck that southern girl last week after the football game?
Preston: Absolutely bro, she tasted like Kentucky Pork Sauce
by 2k15Crow July 18, 2017
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Cranking the Pork Sword

Touching yourself; masterbation; term used when describing masterbation
time to get to cranking the pork sword. Wheres my playboy?!"
by HeyItsMeh! June 13, 2011
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pork cheetah

A rotund person who is surprisingly agile and athletic despite their large size.
I can’t believe that pork cheetah got to the ball in time!
by Dr. DA July 10, 2024
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