Three-pronged plan

A thing A-holes think make them more important and solve everything

“I have a three-pronged plan that will solve the divide in American politics”
-Isreal Martinez

by Dodyssey January 27, 2022

Mr Big Plans

Someone who is dumb and fat who is nearly as stupid as Trump.

Mr Big Plans stuck themiddle finger up at me

by Mimi Moo-Moo January 31, 2022

Plan C

Incase plan A and B don't work you can use Plan C! All you need is a Blowtorch, Bucket, and a rat.

Last night I didn't pull out so I made my girlfriend do Plan C

by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022

Coke Plan

A plan you make with your friends or strangers while doing cocaine, such as a road trip, but which you have no intention of actually doing.

I don’t actually plan on moving to Miami, that was just a coke plan

by dvarg52 March 25, 2022

Jam planning

The term "jam planning" means to be or the victim of what can only be described as opening another's ass and putting jam in said ass

I cant wait to jam planning you with my thick hands and my smuckers

by Convictedfelon101 April 11, 2022

Lesson plan

Cheating. Oral sex.

Today’s been stressful and I still have to finish up a lesson plan.

by Abcd0921 January 13, 2021

Lesson plan

This is something in a swimming instructor course where you pay to learn how to make but then later find out that it’s absolutely useless. Most instructors get hired and make one each lesson to show off to their superior.. they are called keeners or noobs. They later find out that it is a waste of time. If you are a keener you are not a true pool guard.. you.. are.. a.. Karen

Jimbo: “hey look that dudes got a lesson plan that guy is a total keener”

New pool guard Emily: “so what should I put on my lesson plan?”

Senior pool guards: *leaves room* “hey guys what’s a l-e-s-s-o-n plan?”

by Cucumbro January 16, 2021