personal issues

the time in your life when no one gives a fuck

"a leaking vagina is one of my personal issues."

by trit.haha January 17, 2012

Personality Dementor

People who are so boring and inapt of having any type of originality that they actually begin to suck your spontaneity or creative qualities. They can only be warded off with being incredibly cold or direct rejection.

Girl 1: God I hate being such a bitch but she's just been a complete Personality Dementor!

Girl 2: I know, she's nice but every time I'm with her it feels like she's sucking all my creativity away!

by gaelicstorm<3 September 14, 2011

Blonde person

People who are dumb

Normal haired people: Ay yo is that Blonde person

by Ydurhdh October 25, 2020

personal fact

Something you claim to be a true fact just because you said it was so.

Guy: "You are beautiful."
Girl: "No way!"
Guy: "Personal fact! You are gorgeous!"

by BS9 August 12, 2011

Real person

Someone who is themself all the time, themself being who they say they are, without the deception. Someone that doesn't need many different colors, shades, or hues of contact lenses or hair dyes (or skin creams) to throw people off.

A real person wouldn't do that, but he/she always has done shit like that. As a kid, he/she didn't get away with it as much, since more of his/her social life was in and through school (where he/she met most of the people that he/she knew) and other institutional settings (possibly church for example), but as he/she got older, he/she wanted to change his/her image into something people would like/accept more than who he/she was as a kid, therefore he/she did all these extra things after turning 18 to fuck with people's lives as a different person than the one he/she was born as.

by The Original Agahnim November 4, 2021

spoon person

A person who uses spoons when it's obvious that a fork is needed for the situation

Hilarie why are you using a spoon ? "Because I am a spoon person"

by Walterisabotch August 15, 2014

Moth Person

Someone who's life consists of hyperfocusing on flying from one metaphorical "light source" to another and talking about it constantly instead of living their own life and creating a personality.

An addict to media, politics, other consumable forms of entertainment or divisive topics that they let drive their life and replace their personality.

X won't stop posting about Y... He was such a cool guy until he got into politics and became a damn moth person. Its all he talks about now.

by Papa Molegnar June 16, 2022