Parker Johnpiere

A guy whos destiny is to lose a comp and eat a cum cracker.

Parker Johnpiere lost the comp!

by funnyguy694220 October 10, 2019

parker's biggest fan

dany is parker's biggest fan

dany loves parker kate busby the most. she is parker's biggest fan for sure!

by busbys January 2, 2021

parker

i wanna give up.
im so tired, i dont wanna be around here.
i try my best to make people laugh
but it never goes right, im sorry for everything.

But im a bitch, i like hurting people. i fucking hate everyone i feel so annoying do people even like me anymore
What do they really have against me?

parker loves orcas, cats and dogs. cute.

by orcalover123 February 27, 2022

Mr. Parker

The best and most handsome teacher of all time

Mr. Parker is hip.

by soreno September 22, 2021

Sarah Cessica Parker

SCP agent Sarah Cessica Parker fights Cryptids and other supernatural forces while navigating the dating pool of NYC men. Always wondering if it's the men who are crazy, the world, or just her.

"Sarah Cessica Parker just killed that guy because he was a bad tipper.. and a vampire!"

by SCP Handler December 29, 2023

Parker

THE BEST PERSON EVER TO LIVE, SO YEAH! WE COOL. USUAlLY HAVE AIRPODS AND ARE COOL!!!!!!!

PARKER.

by VTG POISON February 25, 2019

Parker

Has many friends but often is a nigga with a mother fuckin rocket launcher.

Yo it’s Parker

by evonubskin June 10, 2020