The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
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Get the Parking Garage mug.<pay-king> a mix between caek, pudding and pi3. When in conflict with which one to choose, you have the option to choose all of the above. Can be used in playful assault, or as a distraction. Also used to describe an easy situation.
example a:
(Janet was growing weary from listening to Bob rant in IRC and decided to use a distraction to change topic.)
<COB>Janet flings Paeking at Bob.
<COB>Janet:can we talk about something else now please?
example b:
Janet: How did you manage with the Scarlet Monastery group last night?
BoB: paeking, no problems.
(Janet was growing weary from listening to Bob rant in IRC and decided to use a distraction to change topic.)
<COB>Janet flings Paeking at Bob.
<COB>Janet:can we talk about something else now please?
example b:
Janet: How did you manage with the Scarlet Monastery group last night?
BoB: paeking, no problems.
by setala May 24, 2006
Get the paeking mug.To use smokeless tobacco product. Also known as packing a lip, packing a sweet dang and liberating your teeth from your gums. Also known as a ding.
Dude what you got?
Some red man, why?
Wanna go pack a dang?
Oh ya dude, lets go pack a sweet one. I love packing a dang when im bored
Some red man, why?
Wanna go pack a dang?
Oh ya dude, lets go pack a sweet one. I love packing a dang when im bored
by Stan Dartmouth November 28, 2010
Get the Packing a dang mug.Planking, which involves somebody lying flat on their stomach in unusual or different environments. Very popular in Australia.
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