Philosophy shower

When one spends an abnormally long time in the shower because they are putting thought into some of the deeper issues in their life.

Friend: Dude you were in the shower for 45 minutes! What the hell were you doing, jacking off?

Guy: Nah dude I was taking a philosophy shower.

Friend: Oh ok that's excused then.

by FuctButSects October 22, 2010

Philarmony Class

A more specific term to describe GZAAT Class of 2019, the best class that has ever existed in all of human history.

- "Dude, let's get out of the lounge, the Philarmony Class is coming."

by GioLabeouf September 18, 2018

Penis philosophy

Life, life is like a penis.
Sometimes it's short,
Sometimes it's average,
Sometimes it's long.
It can be very free-flowing.
It can go up, down, left, and right.
And then, women come and make it hard.

Friend: what is life?
Me: life, life is like a penis.
Penis; Penis philosophy

by The AAC December 30, 2015

philly cheesesteak challenge

A competition by mainly high school students in the Washington D.C. area. The challenge is to leave your school in the beginning of the school day, drive to Philadelphia, buy a philly cheesesteak, and make it back to your high school by the time school ends. You then must present the philly cheesesteak as proof that you successfully completed the challenge and a photo of yourself in Philadelphia buying the cheesesteak as well.

Tom: Hey Ben I'm skipping out first period tomorrow you wanna come?
Ben: What are you doing?
Tom: The Philly cheesesteak challenge
Ben: Sweet I'm in

by cheesesteaker August 23, 2006

Philosowaffles

When you find yourself contemplating the meaning of life before you've even taken your first bite of breakfast.

Bran- "It's gonna be a long day today, just had a serious case of the philosowaffles."

Casey - "Dude, it's not even 8:00 am yet, drink some coffee and chill out."

by Jynkx July 2, 2014

Phillip Lamanno

One bad ass mother fucker, Been around since 1997. The wild animal has a mullet, and can pull any girls with the snap of his fingers. He's a hard workin' , family loving man! Who has the biggest heart of all men. Chews nothing but Copenhagen Wintergreen, Smokes nothing but Marlboro Reds, and drinks nothing but PBR. Owns a turkey named Tom, and a Turtle named Bubba. Drives a red lifted Jeep Cherokee, and also owns a 1996 Dodge Neon he claims is a racecar. He's been to jail twice for Whoopin' two guys ass, twice his size, twice. Came out with a jail tat, and a Chevy brand on his ass. Blairs David Allen Coe and Colt Ford Daily.

Becky "Is that a Phillip Lamanno over there?"
Shelby "I cant tell, does he have a mullet?"
Becky "Yes!!!"
* Panties drop*

by Hank Williams Jr June 12, 2015

philocaly

Love of beauty

This is Maria she has philocaly she is a rare beauty.

by Rare Beauty April 20, 2018