Alphabet Soup

A game played while eating out a woman. The tounge user spells out words with their tounge and the woman has to try and guess the word. There is usually a prize consisting of a sexual favor from the looser to the winner.

"Last Night we played alphabet soup and my girlfriend lost. i was a very happy man."

by Wilkmeister69 March 12, 2009

soup sandwich

"Impossible"

Refers to something that is impossible or messed up beyond belief.

Used Extensively in the US Navy and US Army.

Johnson's fucked up like a soup sandwhich.

This whole fucking operation is a soup sandwhich.

by DGunner71 August 18, 2005

No soup for you

A reference to Seinfeld. Used when denying something to someone else. Funniest when said thing being denied is an orgasm.

While S and E are having sex, and just before E has an orgasm, S pulls out, screams "No soup for YOU!" and cums on E. Classic.

by SayWhatAgain March 28, 2015

vaginal soup

soup that tastes like shit. But you don't want to say it tastes like shit so you say its Vaginal Soup.

Mom this soup tastes like Vaginal Soup

by LilJOnwhattt: July 29, 2005

soup time

When you ask your mom to buy hamburger but then buy soup like a boss

you: Can I have money for burger. Mom: for burger. you: yus

you: actualy buys soup time. You: SOUP TIME

by Urban Kornflakes May 19, 2019

poop soup

Poop soup is the second most serious type diarrhea after the classic mud butt. Although not full blown mud but you definitely want to avoid this.

Man that toilet got slaughtered and it looks like a case of poop soup was the culprit.

Wife: What in fuck is all the toilet? Hub: silent Wife: It's poop soup ain't it? Hub: Guilty Wife: Go to your moms house... youre not sleeping here tonight you poop souping ass hole.

by saharadryhumor January 15, 2015

potty soup

A condition that occurs when many people use the same toilet but do not flush, thus creating a yellow/brown soupy broth in the bowl. This condition is most commonly found in public restrooms on interstate highways, in shopping mall restrooms and bathrooms in college dormitories.

I shouldn't have eaten lunch at Taco Bell because when I went to use the restroom at the mall I was confronted with potty soup in every stall!!!

by milty August 14, 2005