Beer-Phones

Self-induced inner-ear technology, which allows and often leads an individual to believe they are singing at an appropriate pitch, speed, tone, and/or volume in a public location or private karaoke room and is adjusted in direct proportion to the amount of alcohol the individual has consumed.

Warning: Sometimes malfunctions and increases dissonances when more than one pair is worn in large group.

Side Note: Usually worn with beer goggles.

A: Did you hear them singing last night at karaoke?
B: Yeah, they must have had their beer-phones on. . . but, they were kinda cute, weren't they?
A: Yeah, but I had on my beer goggles.

by JWSTigre April 18, 2010

phone suicide

The act of purposefully breaking your phone in order to get a new one.

Johnny heard that the Samsung Galaxy S4 mini was coming out, so he committed phone suicide by throwing his old S3 in the pool.

by Mike_Litoris August 1, 2013

phone company

To call someone when you need a friend to come over and keep you company. Good or bad .

Bucky phone company for his party tonight , ya'll going?

by cool brezze September 1, 2016

hood phone

yelling for someone outside, extremly loud so they can hear you, instead of calling on thier phone from your phone, usually used in the ghetto

I opened the front door and screamed Yo Dinner's Ready, sorry we don't use the "hood phone" we are not in the ghetto

by Kerrbear February 25, 2012

phone is ringing

When a girl says their phone is ringing they mean that they are on their period. It’s a talk between ladies.

My phone is ringing. How annoying!

by LadyTalk November 19, 2017

Phone rape

When you take someone's phone without their permission or while they are sleeping

Your friend was asleep and you phone raped them

by Nikkkkim October 15, 2019

doctor’s phone

An individual that has a phone with a large and bulky phone case.

That boys phone look so big with that phone case, it looks like a doctor’s phone.

by Universal Chocolate May 10, 2023