German Sausage Link

A sexual activity in which one prepares by swallowing hair or other fibers. The next day, when they exit the body, the stool is linked together as if it were a sausage roll.

My wife told me to do a German sausage link. I can’t get the hairy feeling out of mouth.

by Th_232 February 26, 2020

German shower nozzle

The German word for shower is Dusche.

Confuse someone by calling them a German shower nozzle.

by Herr Lippbalm February 23, 2014

german hacker man

german hacker man is 70 years of age. he grew up in a small town in germany, at the age of 26 he fled to the US. he lived in massachusetts for 10 years but moved to an island in the sea. at 45 he began to hack people and make them speak german! soon after he got arrested at 56 and his lovely mommy luckily bailed him out. he still lives today…hacking innocent lives.

Annie: Hey mike, how are you?

Mike: Ich esse Scheiße!

Annie: OH NO! the german hacker man!!

by iwannacryanddie April 12, 2022

German stock exchange

An exchange of feces, usually between two homosexual males, taking place from one anus to the other's. Best done with a special "German Stock Exchange" chair which straps one particpant into an upside-down seated position with a hole cut out of the seat upon which the first "broker" sits over to trade his "stock" through.

My anus is all loose and ready now Hans, how about some day trading on the German Stock Exchange?

by Scottt M. James January 16, 2008

German Tootsie Roll

The act in which a person shats on another persons face, as close to the nose as possible, to create a mustache similar to Hitler's.

"Last night was crazy. This chick was from outta town and wanted some thing sweet, so I gave her a German Tootsie Roll."

by Matrixkid312 April 28, 2008

German Log Splitter

When man is laying in bed and a friend comes along and first grabs his legs. He then takes his foot and quickly proceeds towards his genitals and then goes in for the kill. Ouch!

Man 1: Why do you look so sore?
Man 2: Dude I got the German Log Splitter last night and now I can barely walk.

by maples123 May 9, 2009

Wolf German

A term for acting like a complete retard and shaking your hands all over the place and dancing. This may also include raping books and speaking french.

"Dude, he's just like fuckin Wolf German"

by BleedingAnus January 6, 2008