Dark Zoning

When someone has took so many L’s to the point where they are now willing to do anything to satisfy the simplest desire no matter how degrading or self-humiliating it is. People who dark-zone usually don’t realize that the things they are willing to do are abnormal. These people are similar to a simp but far worse in every aspect.

Guy 1: Josh has been having vigorous sex with his car because Stacy has rejected him 5 times in the span of two months.

Guy 2: Oh he’s totally dark zoning

by TheHuskySpam March 27, 2020

Bombay Dark

When you stick 8 finger in a vagina.

Boy: guess what I did when I was 16?

Anothwr boi: what?

Boy: I put 8 fingers in a girl's vagina. A proper Bombay Dark lad.

by Proper lad#1 April 19, 2018

Dark Knight

Grabbing a blanket to put over your head (imitating the dark knight), looking for targets while the lights are out, specifically your group of friends in any room, puts the blanket over them and fuck them vigorously until they're helpless and lets you. WARNING: screams can be very loud and may have people call the police on you.

He laughed evily and turned the lights off, he dark knighted my whole friend group and I can still hear their screams in my head as I hid underneath the bed . It was scary.

by theRealDarkKnight6969 July 21, 2023

chicken dark

Mystery meat. Is it chicken at all? Who knows? Take a bite. The answer to the meat lies in the dark.

I ordered the chicken teriyaki, but after a bite, I'm sure this is chicken dark.

by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015

Dark Continent

The Dark Continent has jungles that are dark because of the tree canopy, dark complexions, & nappy hair. It is filled with mystery & Voo Doo.

Even Tarzan doesn't go in some neighborhoods in some countries of the Dark Continent.

by Swisher rolled tight November 9, 2020

Dark Clawbuster

This is a channel name on YouTube, google account name, and more. Surprisingly, only one person has ever used this name. And I will not say who, since you could easily guess.

Person: Hi! Who are you?
Me: Dark Clawbuster. Why?
Person: That's a... odd... name...

by Dark Clawbuster July 28, 2018

Dark Wizard

Any wizard in media that possesses dark powers. A dark wizard could either serve as the villain or anti-hero of the story and is very different from the traditional good guy wizard.

A few notable dark wizards are Lord Voldemort from Harry Potter and Saruman from Lord of the Rings.

by CelticEagle February 21, 2019