When you wake up in the morning and have no idea what you bought last night in Amazon and regret half of it once you find out.
by Robot0 October 11, 2023
Being so tired you passout before plugging your phone in. When you wake up, the battery is almost dead.
by W357 August 08, 2015
When you load up on energy drinks one night, have a total crash, and have a complete migraine headache in the morning.
by Thrasher999 January 24, 2009
Half-hearted masturbation the morning after a bender with the hope that jerking to completion will somehow help alleviate the symptoms of your hangover.
Q: Damn man why did you drain all of the hot water?
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
A: Sorry dude, I was trying to get that hangover nut.
by Connie Linquos March 03, 2014
The emotional and physical pain Atlanta Falcons fans have after 60 minutes of heart racing football. Sometimes followed by disowning the team entirely, or boasting about the comeback the players made. Physical side effects include, heart racing, headaches, sweaty palms, and gnashing of teeth.
by Dirtybird86 October 23, 2022
When you smoke too much Ganjah and wake up the next morning feeling like your brain was shoved in a frying pan then put in the oven. to cure drink coffee or light another one up.
guy 1: Dude my head feels fucked man
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.
guy 2 : You got a Jamaican hangover man
guy 1 : fuck man how do i fix it man
guy 2 : *passes bong and cup of coffee* smoke up and drink up.
by ty148 February 24, 2017
The first day off after your long stretch of working. Usually spent sleeping, eating snacks, and drinking coffee while hiding in a blanket cocoon for the entire day. As opposed to what should be done, hydrating, eating properly, exercising, and being social.
Bri: What day is this for you?
Ash: This is day 4/4. I’m exhausted and can’t wait for nurse hangover day.
Ash: This is day 4/4. I’m exhausted and can’t wait for nurse hangover day.
by yoongisPETrock March 11, 2023