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Blake

A Blake is a 6 foot plus man that will have sex with a mango if the opportunity is present. and has a phobia Quad Xl Giga niggas he also likes to stick he’s pp In to flaming hot coals and likes candle wax on he’s gooch. His best friend is a gnome from narnia, he listens to Michael Jackson’s sex tape with his son blanket to fall asleep at night

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That dude is a total Blake(while jerking off in a bag of beef jerky with hand sanitizer)
by QuadXLGigaNigga November 27, 2022
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Blake

Hi Blake! My brain does not feel good. Going to either stab children and/or drone strike politicians.
Hym "Because they are so fucking worthless. They are literally just repeating 'We don't have a king! We have values!" And it's like, 1. You don't get a say in whether or not you have a king. 2. The president of the Jews killed so many children that he ran out of ammunition and then you paid him billions of dollars AND GAVE HIM MORE AMMUNITION 3. You can't filibuster a drone strike so I guess just start drone striking politicians every 3 hours until the pay me for the AI they both stole and gave to Israel to commit a genocide. POLITICIAN GENOCIDE! WOOOOOO!!! Biden lied to everyone about working tirelessly for a ceasefire. Politicians are lying about everything and they need their rights restricted immediately. Bye Blake!"
by Hym Iam May 2, 2025
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Blake

Blake deez nuts
by hanky honks May 23, 2021
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blake walsh

A sexy boy who goes to mlmc
by Hey boy September 26, 2015
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Blake

That one gay bitch who watches loli hentai and wants to suck off men
Dude my cousin tryed to suck me off last night shes a total blake.
by Boofuessif June 14, 2019
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blake kocjancic

Fun and hilarious. The man who will always rule a crowd. Caring and sensitive. Always knows how to make his woman smile. Dorky. Knows how to have a good time just sitting around the house on a rainy day. Sexy and exciting--knows exactly how to please. The most amazing man you could ever hope for.
and Blake Kocjancic is the man with big strength
Bitches better be envious of Blake Kocjancic girl.
by Jarrod Douglas October 14, 2021
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blake

a dude with a big shlong and a massive dong, he will make your dreams come true at sight. marry this man as soon as you see him baby girl. and btw uncle ron here
blake is the hottest thing i have ever seen
by Elizabeth Cassar July 21, 2020
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