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Midnight crisis

The feeling and du sequent thoughts that arise when you lie awake in the middle of night. They always end in thinking that tomorrow when you wake up you will change your way of life. Basically like a New Years Resolution but it’s created by lack of sleep, not alcohol.
Oh you look terrible

Yeah, I couldn’t sleep and had a midnight crisis last night
by kaigomai September 13, 2022
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midnight snort

getting out of bed and snorting a certain substance as the clock hits midnight.
hold on guys i gotta go get my midnight snort”
by jerge floiyd November 19, 2020
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Midnight

A person that's really into nature and a person who loves to explore. They also love animals and are really creative, a midnight is the type of person that would be really careful with anything thats breakable and can be really helpful in bad times!
Jog: Wow,that is a real midnight
Bog; ye
by Goodisfoodisgood July 19, 2022
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cheesecake at midnight

Gary Write A Poem cheesecake at midnight real late midnight
by KalebIsCool February 21, 2018
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midnight

1- 00:00 (12:00 am).
2- Start of the day (period of 24 hours).
3- The middle of the nighttime.
Midnight.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025
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hs4 at midnight

what a person obsessed with harry styles would say, waiting for his fourth album
“hs4 at midnight hopefully, i really want a new album!”
by jasminecherryyy April 26, 2025
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A very interesting and scary guy. He kind of looks like Spurned Progeny (boss) from Lords of The Fallen but he is also a platypus so he's got platypus parts. And he will hump you (only if you are a guy) if you're not careful so watch out for him when you go to bars late at night. He likes to hide in dark alleyways by populated areas. He will stalk out his prey and once he gets the chance, he will start to strip and pull a crowbar out of his rectum, then proceed to start humping the victim. BUT there is a way to prevent that. If you have a muskrat nearby, you can bait him and he will start humping the muskrat.
"I got to watch out for The Stalking Midnight Human Platypus Stripper Butthole Crowbar Prey Humping Muskrat Booty Bandit when I go out to the bars tonight"
by Ben Fartin December 8, 2023
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