condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 06, 2024

Demmer Mile

The act of wanting to improve your running but not showing up to run

He asked if we wanted to run the Demmer Mile but never showed up.

by six a October 19, 2022

Miles Away 3-Way

Having sex with two different people on the same day.

Cindy often has Miles Away 3-ways with her boyfriend and her husband.

by XhibitB January 30, 2021

20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.

Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great

by anais_ninja March 02, 2014

Quarter mile

One-fourth of a mile.

My friend ran a quarter mile in 3 minutes!

by StomachAcid6 March 10, 2022

miles boe

A miles boe is a type of wiener dog that follows you. They can be annoying at times, but still all good fun.

Dang! that miles boe is following me again

by GayyyGirl69 February 11, 2018

miles shannon

very cool big black cock money man

miles shannon hes a nigger with a nigger freind

by miles_2009 September 22, 2023