A total douche bag who constantly makes smart ass comments about shit that he obviously knows nothing about. A muff cabbage is usually incredibly short, and in serious cases, jewish.
by Scoopable Muffins February 28, 2011
Get the muff cabbagemug. A muff bunny is like a dust bunny but not under the bed. Muff bunnies happen when a little bit of toilet paper gets caught in a muff and then is discovered by the tongue of a muff diver.
by Dr O December 2, 2011
Get the Muff bunnymug. Any lint, debris, discharge, monkey, yeast, bread, Blood Biscuit, toilet paper, etc that might be in and or around a Muff. They are usually captured in a man's Muff Buffer during the art of cunnilingus.
Dude, I caught a ton of Muff Biscuits in my Muff Buffer the other night. I bet it was because of her new jean thong she was wearing?
by AJtheDude November 5, 2010
Get the Muff Biscuitmug. I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.
by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014
Get the Muff-nutsmug. 
Its a jersey thing
by 1spd Adz October 26, 2010
Get the Muff Cabbagemug. The "beat of the muff" is used when singing along to dance songs and replacing random words with "muff". Invented by Emma Parkinson, hot big breasted ginger chick, circa late 90s.
by Two Headed Boy November 30, 2005
Get the Beat of the muffmug.