kate

a kate is a common word used to describe an irish wannabe whore who wishes she was a stoner. she may come out with stupid/random sayings that bear no relation to the conversation just to be a random emo. she is two faced and will not tell you she dislikes you, preferring to express this on the back of bathroom doors, along with many silly untalented drawings of bongs that exhibit how hardcore she is. she wants to have a name for herself as being a whore but actually she can only score little virgin boys bcoz she has (eternally) greasy hair and a jewish nose. also she thinks she is a talented artist but she can only draw shitty little manga/emo/mushrooom pics.

kate: oh my god guys, i totally wana get stoned off my face, i'll go get some of that hardcore shit from the head shop

other: oh kate, you're so random. after this you wanna go write shit on bathrooms?

by ihkaiiwutmiwphiah May 21, 2009

Kate Moore

Kate Moore is the name of the individual who placed first at LG's national texting competition making her the fastest texter in North America, and second fastest in the world. Kate usually is the name of a dumb blonde who is glued to her phone and shares gossip constantly, and this is no exception.

A person: Is Kate Moore cool?
Another Person: Idk, text her, but probably not.

cell phone

by flann the mann November 14, 2010

Kate Thomas

The person who goes above and beyond. The epitome of awesome. Bam.

Kate Thomas. Like "Oh man, you totally pulled a Kate Thomas by saving that womans life!"

by TheDef. September 8, 2011

Dirty Kate

jersey loving committment hating snizatch.

Everyone should have at least one dirty kate in their life.

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

I love you kate.

A super secret thing no one can know about, except us. Especially not Kuba or Dariusz.

I love you kate.

by Jisaacs October 17, 2008

Kasey

A very pretty girl, but very fake.. cuts off her friends and thinks she the shit. Not really... everybody thinks shes pretty but nobody likes her, because she treats everybody like shit

*kasey walks in room and hugs a random girl*
Person; litteraly yesterday in homeroom she said she hated that girl 🙄

by i dont fw you January 1, 2017

Kate Middleton

A woman whose only asset in a relationship is having kids and smiling.

He married a Kate Middleton, who at least gave him kids even if she brings nothing else to the table. I hope he got a prenup!

by FroggerCottage March 5, 2022