Ferrari Jungle Cut Fight 

When you have to do a little "trimming of the hedges", if you know what I mean. A Ferrari Jungle Cut Fight is the discrete way of letting people know you need a clean shave on your privates.

I thought I was spending the night alone, but Steve might come over later, so there's gonna have to be a ferrari jungle cut fight.

Ferrari Jungle Cut Fight by ADiddy2 July 18, 2010

Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey 

Harvard Professor Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

Wow! That Henry Louis Gates, Jr. is a Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey!

Banana-Eating Jungle Monkey by Pathomaniac July 31, 2009

welcome to the jungle 

Once a Guns N' Roses song, this term may now refer to the monstrosity known as an unshaved/untrimmed pubic area. Few who enter the confines of such a beastly jungle ever return to tell about it.

"I'm playing Amy's song, Welcome to the Jungle."
"Make sure you bring your machete."

welcome to the jungle by JayRayGray March 7, 2008

Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice 

A delicious concoction of sweet tea, cranberry juice, orange juice, Hawaiian punch, sprite, apples, limes, and oranges invented by Dr. Ryan Fleming, a word renown organic chemist and Peruvian drug lord. It fucks people up. End of story.

"OMG Jenny, when I went to that fRaT PaRtY lAsT nIgHt, i blacked out drinking Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice and got a 28 man train run on me."

Dr. Fleming's Jungle Juice by Officer Hamilton Sexington Jr. September 29, 2009

george of the jungle 

A highly addictive sex position where one clings on to the edge of a cliff for dear life while sucking a massive penis.

I'm gonna George Of The Jungle you!

george of the jungle by ITGMAMAAAAANNNN November 15, 2015

bungle in the jungle 

When a girl's stuff is so hairy, you accidentally stick it in the wrong hole because you can't see what you're doing.

She was so hairy, I had a bungle in the jungle and accidentally stuck it in her butt.

bungle in the jungle by thedanirae May 6, 2014

welcome to the jungle 

when a girl sees your dick for the first time and it is really hairy, you say "welcome to the jungle."

Girl: WOW!
Boy: Welcome to the Jungle.

welcome to the jungle by Johnny Cash Mann 5000 October 19, 2010