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Jeff Bezoed

When your cat gets scared and jumps so high in the air he could have spent 3 minutes in space.
I had a bad leg cramp which caused me to move my leg as my cat walked by and he Jeff Bezoed.
by 1998F150 September 16, 2021
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Jeff-San

Someone who changes a lot when exposed to like-minded people of the same age group and interests, fixing the issues they once had with socialization.
Person 1: "I'm sorry for all those things I've said in the past"
Person 2: "It's okay, you've gotten quite better. You're a real 'Jeff-San'."
by Bucket2Man July 20, 2021
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Jeff Taco

A "Jeff Taco" Is usually very bad at grand theft auto they have small pens.
I have a Jeff Taco
by Zintoe July 29, 2021
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Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.
Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen
by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021
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Jeff Bezos

When the blow hit, his belly lifted in the air like an empty rut, until his ass cracked. Jeffrey sank down into the grass. His face slid off his ass, so he could see my mouth on his dirty ass cheeks.

I bit and sucked.

Jeffrey's breathing shook. His asshole squeezed my cheeks, filled me, until my teeth rubbed, and Jeffrey moaned in ecstasy. I brought Jeffrey back on the ride, pulled his ass onto my lips, sucked, used my tongue, and fucked up his ass as far as he could go. Jeffrey moaned and shook in orgasm.

When Jeffrey was ready to eat, I climbed onto the grass with him. I kissed his lips and tasted his ass. Jeffrey kept his eyes closed, breathing heavily, wanting me to fuck up his ass.

My fucking lips glided up and down Jeffrey's ass. Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes. I felt my balls tighten and my cock twitch. I couldn't hold back. My prick twitched until it exploded in Jeffrey's ass. My dick made a wet, sucking sound.

Jeffrey kept opening and closing his eyes.

Jeffrey
Jeff Bezos just DDoS'd me
by The Definer 666 69 420 August 19, 2022
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Wrath Of Jeff

A Jeff will suddenly appear to you, as you look at him you will see death and die subsequently.
You will feel the wrath Of Jeff soon youngling
by Yuhboiceleb September 2, 2022
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The El Jeffe Dip

When you leave your colleagues high and dry at a team event while they move 100lb furniture in 6 on stilettos, while kissing your luxury clients ass. Not to mention...leaving your other clients to be entertained by the colleagues you fucked over. Again.
He did the el Jeffe dip last night!
by EVASTEELE15 September 9, 2022
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